Creep

This guy is a creep, and no, he is not CB

Who would use Yahoo! Personals if creepy guys like that hang around?
Well, I'm off to school for the first day. I'm now in 11th grade. I worked harder the last night of summer than any other night last year. That really is quite ironic.

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Spam is fun

Writing spam is fun, especially those chain letters who have absolutely no purpose. Here is one I wrote: (so if you get it in your inbox, do not think it is real).

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>>Date: 4/6/2005 5:26 am EST
>>Originally from: howmuchoismucho@yahoo.com
>Forwarded to: realrich07@yahoo.com, simple_n_crazy@hotmail.com, countcolon@daum.net, howdyoyster@gmail.com, nuclearmeltdown25@yahoo.com,
>>RE: blatentk@mail.com, tofartoreach@sbcglobal.net, freeman24@netzero.net, helpmenot@brown.net, dolphinphile@yahoo.com
>From: ardemann@schubertnet.de
>>>
>>Hello, I am poor student from Hungary. I am
>>>eat nothing for dinner but cow bone. I also
>have ugliest face in all of central Europe. I
>>have also ten tumor in my eye from seeing
>to much pr0n. I need a money to support. If
>> we get record for most chain mailed item
>then we get moneys for my plastic surgery,
>> and a new monkey.
> If you do not resend message in 5 minutes,
>>to 5 people, you have bad luck and warts for
> many year.
>>>
>>
>>Thank very much to you
>> Oscar Twijimia

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...Yup.

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Pure Stupidity

This is the most stupid thing I've seen in quite awhile:
Don't Click Me

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Real GOW Reading Log #15

Sorry about that bogus carp I just wrote in my last post. I must have been drunk or high or something. Here is the real one:

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“‘… or maybe one fella with a million acres, while a hundred thousan’ good farmers is starvin’. An’ I been wonderin’ if all our folks got together an’ yelled, like them fellas yelled, only a few of ‘em at the Hooper ranch–’” (419). Tom is renamed Ethan to the joy of the oblivious townsfolk. Little do they know that he met with Arkum Nibleson the night before to discuss wild bee-sauce. The 15th parallel was to be undisturbed, but home got since word of it, and has been making quite a ka-doozy over the simple fact that kwuferbly is not a mansion. Nor did Partum Willisicitier-Fortnam-Window notice that Ethane is 5 carbons in a hydrocarbon with a simple reattachment mechanism, that when blue, will catch anything afire and give it imbued power of Times New Roman of the Breaking News.

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The Grapes of Wrath - Reading log #15

“‘… or maybe one fella with a million acres, while a hundred thousan’ good farmers is starvin’. An’ I been wonderin’ if all our folks got together an’ yelled, like them fellas yelled, only a few of ‘em at the Hooper ranch–’” (419). Tom has finally smoked the weed and smelled the crack. He used to be a good person with gangster sensibilities, but now he has gone the cat down and shaved the forest. The ideals of PJ Hook’um’up X were better used on the balm watchers, as they were not the ones eating the fatty Vunderbread. But now Jackson Firfur, having broken in from Tax and Rest, chapter 235, has gone the whole 46 inches to the new world of deep-fried consulting over the top right to the second strand over, underwise, to the spinning depths of the halucinatoration-charitorialicix. The final words in this book claim to John Super were all, in-fact, hot dog machines, but his faith for the cat-man race holds strong – stronger than the magnetic nucleolusis of the honored Bleukim-radical Sp3 hybridized.

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Freakin' Biased school forms:

Well, I was just going through my new school year forms, and found these two things (click for larger view).




Well, apparently AUSD has taken the initiative to warn parents that "Non-consent" is the way to go. Let's all protest Bush's illegal and immoral Military Recruiter Mailing List scheme by not letting them have our info! Just to clarify thatt, they underline AND bold "not" and the word "will". Note that in the first paragraph, they say they are "required to provide the names, addresses and telephone numbers of high school students to military recruiters." whereas later they say "... be provided to the military recruiters at their request" (these words are not bolded in the form). So they trick you into thinking that you will be recruited, but in fact only if the military wants to recruit you they will. They also seem to have a strange desire to bold and underline "do not want this information released".
Why is this so important? Because schools can be judged on what students do after graduating. "Military" looks bad to parents who want to come to Albany, so they will go somewhere else and poor Albany schools will not receive their federal funding for a few more students.

Then, on another form of non-consent, instead of "NON-CONSENT FORM" in large letters, we get "Release of Personal Information". There is no emphasis on anything, but some words that stand out are "Non-profit" and "Support Albany schools". Oh, the military is also a non-profit organization (they cost billions to fund), but we'll leave that out because we think they are fighting for oil and it will lose us some precious money. Even though this school district obviously just wants my money, it's all good because the money comes in through the endless solicitations of "non-profit" organisations.

So, in short, the message I read from these forms: DON'T JOIN THE MILITARY! (and we want/give us money). Isn't that all schools think about? All the freakin' commies at my school only care about money. Cold, hard cash. Pathetic. Albany, CA has supposedly some of the finest schools in the area, but they still have their own odious interests and political motives fueling their surreptitious animosity for the military portrayed in these forms. DON'T GO TO ALBANY SCHOOLS (unless you have to).

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Summer HW update:

Finished Math. That and chemistry and computer science. All that remains is english. w00t.
EDIT: It's 11:00 on August 30. I have 8 hours to finish another 300 page book and write another 3 page paper. Can it be done?

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No Apology

There once was a man who stood for his ideals. He was hated by everyone, but he continued to fight for his right to get on the front of the bus. His name was Martin Luther King. He posted his 95 theses on racism on the white house and John Kennedy, who probably got himself assassinated to boost his failing public image, got shot the next day. Earlier, Hitler rose to power in Germany, where Martin Luther was from and burned down the Reichstag. About 40 years later Mr. King got shot. I don't aprticularly want to be shot, but I do want to be famous like MLK. Therefore, I do not apologize to any neo-Nazis or neo-Baathists for claiming Hitler and Saddam Hussein, respectively are "evil". Except for the fact that you stupid neo-Baathists keep on claiming Bush is Hitler, meaning I shouldn't apologize about Hitler, but then neo-Nazis will kill me on account of calling Hitler evil. Or we could have a big Neo-Evil Fight and they could kill all of each other!

FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How to make electronic music:

I think it's high time everyone started making electronic music. You can stop pretending to be good at guitar or piano and tell your friends who are in fact good at those respective instruments that they will someday die and it won't matter how fast they can play "Flight of the Bumblebee" backwards blindfolded in a brash and/or insipid fashion. If you die after making electronic music, it won't matter either, but at least nobody will tell you that brashly.

Anyway, first grab this then sample a beat from a rap song. Loop that about 100 times, then get a sample of someone's tb3003 going 'dododododedododododedodododedododode" and loop that too. Then for fun, get an old electric piano, set it to "Saw Lead" and play a simple tune and record it. Then if you want, get some samples from evil people like Hitler or Saddam Hussein and play them backwards really loud to the beat, and then people will be all like that's cool, but then some inquisitive guy will play it backwards for no reason and think you are a Nazi or Baathist. Wait, scratch Hussein, being a fake Baathist sounds lame. Oh, and why would anyone want anyone to think they (the former party) were Nazi? Whatever.

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Extreme boredom + red balloon + sharpie = ?

WELL, today I was really bored and my creepy brother was playing Maple Story or Poplar Tale or Fir Odyssey or whatever they call it, but I was totally bored so I saw a red balloon we had for my other not-creepy brother's birthday so I was all like 'hmmm' then I had a light-bulb moment and I thought about my favorite-looking CD which can be found here (nevermind the cruddy looking balloon on buy.com's page, it is printed clearly on the actual packaging) and here is my scan of the packaging:


and I was like: "a-holy crap! that looks like my red balloon! I can't spell ballon half the time! A-where is my holy sharpie©?" so then I like got it and wrote "Lemon Jelly" on it or more like
Lemon
JeLly
or whatever and this is a )(#%ing run-on. Then, I tried to take pictures by throwing up in the air, the balon that is. But failure abounds!
Exhibit 1:

Exhibit 2:


Yeah, I couldn't time the bugger right. It was too high or too low. Then creepy brother gets off of Oak Book and says "I will Throw It, Sargeant Colon!" (minus the Sargeant Colon, of course). But he fails to(o) throw The Balon To(o).




Then I am like, whatever and I put it on a sheepskin. Right now, CB gets off of Elm Novel to tell me he said that. Whatever, CB. Anyhoo:


After a bit of photoshopping:

and then....

TAD-A!


Compare with original:

. BOREDOM RULES!

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Yeah, a full length post!

Check it out

Check out these Weird Al videos - especially "Jurassic Park" and "Headline News"
Don't watch "Fat" if you are easily offended (or are fat). You gotta use IE, though. That's the catch (and there are some ads and crap, but ... whatever)

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GUNDAMS are stupid

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Why does everyone hate Xanga?

I have no idea why everyone hates Xanga except for the fact that it is used a lot. So, therefore:
Popular stuff is hated
Using the same law, we can deduct that:
Everyone hates Xanga, so it is popular
Brilliant

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