How to make electronic music:

I think it's high time everyone started making electronic music. You can stop pretending to be good at guitar or piano and tell your friends who are in fact good at those respective instruments that they will someday die and it won't matter how fast they can play "Flight of the Bumblebee" backwards blindfolded in a brash and/or insipid fashion. If you die after making electronic music, it won't matter either, but at least nobody will tell you that brashly.

Anyway, first grab this then sample a beat from a rap song. Loop that about 100 times, then get a sample of someone's tb3003 going 'dododododedododododedodododedododode" and loop that too. Then for fun, get an old electric piano, set it to "Saw Lead" and play a simple tune and record it. Then if you want, get some samples from evil people like Hitler or Saddam Hussein and play them backwards really loud to the beat, and then people will be all like that's cool, but then some inquisitive guy will play it backwards for no reason and think you are a Nazi or Baathist. Wait, scratch Hussein, being a fake Baathist sounds lame. Oh, and why would anyone want anyone to think they (the former party) were Nazi? Whatever.

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