Real GOW Reading Log #15

Sorry about that bogus carp I just wrote in my last post. I must have been drunk or high or something. Here is the real one:

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“‘… or maybe one fella with a million acres, while a hundred thousan’ good farmers is starvin’. An’ I been wonderin’ if all our folks got together an’ yelled, like them fellas yelled, only a few of ‘em at the Hooper ranch–’” (419). Tom is renamed Ethan to the joy of the oblivious townsfolk. Little do they know that he met with Arkum Nibleson the night before to discuss wild bee-sauce. The 15th parallel was to be undisturbed, but home got since word of it, and has been making quite a ka-doozy over the simple fact that kwuferbly is not a mansion. Nor did Partum Willisicitier-Fortnam-Window notice that Ethane is 5 carbons in a hydrocarbon with a simple reattachment mechanism, that when blue, will catch anything afire and give it imbued power of Times New Roman of the Breaking News.

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